Entering Old Fartdom = It sucks!

Nothing like waking up one day and saying = "Good Lord, I'm an old FART!"

The day has come when everything is either sagging or dragging. In a few years, I will be attaching a little bucket to my hip to put parts in that fall off = just in case I need those parts.

You realize you're old when stuff that you know makes younger people think that you are making stuff up. You remember things like = Saturday morning cartoons = which don't exist. You remember TV sets having channels without the need for a box. You remember when most stores use to be closed on Sunday. You remember when they first made not wearing a seatbelt illegal. It's goes on and on.

In your 20's, you were able to eat lots of fast food without it upsetting your stomach. Now, if you eat too much fast food you spend most of the evening in the bathroom with indigestion or worse = explosive diarrhea. It's just plain sad.

People always say that it could be worse. You could be in the ground instead = taking a long dirt nap.

SAD FACT: We enter the world wearing diapers and we leave the world wearing diapers.

It makes you want to whine like a baby. Oh well, I guess I'll go munch on a donut instead while I still have my teeth.

Take care,

Lindsay Kennen