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Lindsay D. Kennen's Wit and Wisdom -
Gargle with Gibberish
Then Spit a Hairball
at the World!


Muppets -
"Mahna Mahna"
(famous for gibberish songs)
Bloom County -
Bill the Cat -
(famous for his hairballs)



Be Happy!





Loss - Hard to let it go
Every year - you can find out that another important thing from your past is closing down / shutting down / being replaced. This can really be extremely depressing. For me = my grammer school, high school and university have closed, changed or merged into something else. They no longer exist. My favorite local donut shop closed after 40 years of excellent service. They even won an award for their donuts. Now they are gone. I used to love going to the famous Disney World i
Lindsay Kennen
Aug 161 min read
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All You Need is = A Banana!
With all the troubles that can weigh you down - it's hard to keep a positive attitude = problems at home, troubles at work, bills, car notes, debt, etc... The one thing that you need to remember is = keep your needs simple. What do you really need to be happy? Sometimes all you really need is a BANANA = just like a minion = one little thing can make a difference in your day = put a smile on your face = make you feel better. For me, I have a few things that I fall back on w
Lindsay Kennen
Jul 221 min read
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Broken already = Really!
In the past = if you bought a fancy mug - that cost an hour's worth of your wages = you had something that would last at least till the end of the year. Not anymore! I'm not talking about accidents that might break your new mug = like the mug falling off the table and breaking into a million pieces. I'm talking about using the mug regularly and seeing the mug chip and crack after only a few days. It's like buying a new purse or bag = spending a day's worth of your paycheck
Lindsay Kennen
Jul 192 min read
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Just the basics - please!
These days even simple orders are coming out wrong. It is very frustrating. I'm someone who loves HAMBURGERS. I think that a hamburger is a simple meal that should not require a rocket scientist to fix. However, I find that it is 50/50 obtaining this simple meal corrrectly at a restaurant. I like it without cheese. Which is why I say - "Hamburger!" If I wanted a cheeseburger = I would have said = cheeseburger! If they can't get something simple like a hamburger correct,
Lindsay Kennen
Jul 192 min read
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Diversity vs. Unity
My mother brought up an interesting concept = whenever we have a diverse population at an event - we seem to have incidents of conflict and unrest. The less diverse a group is the more likely that group will work together as a unit. Why do we have issues so much with differences? We can't seem to handle diversity no matter how much we preach it on social media or to the next generation. It is a sad fact but each generation proves that it can't handle diversity. Unity seems
Lindsay Kennen
Jan 221 min read
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Elephant in the Room
My mother was noticing how so many people these days avoid the major issue and focus on insignificant things instead. Why do we ignore...
Lindsay Kennen
Jul 12, 20251 min read
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Give the Elderly some space, please
Holiday time - many of us are out shopping for food or gifts. This means that the stores are full of people. The lines are long. The...
Lindsay Kennen
Nov 28, 20242 min read
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Anti-bully Campaign
Bullying starts at school and follows you throughout life. It seems to be in a lot of people - this desire to bully others. Many don't...
Lindsay Kennen
Sep 23, 20242 min read
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Sugar Coating Nothing
I have always felt that you can't make a pile of crap smell better by sugar coating it. It will still smell like crap! We all have to...
Lindsay Kennen
Sep 8, 20241 min read
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Not FAIR!
You hear these days a lot of issues that will probably be apart of the political campaigns next year. Two issues that really bug me are...
Lindsay Kennen
Jul 14, 20242 min read
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Is America Really Free?
One of the latest news articles = attacks the homeless. Politicians are making it illegal to put tents up in public places. They are...
Lindsay Kennen
Jul 14, 20242 min read
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Vile Villains Are On the Rise
In the old days - we had villains with black hats kidnapping women to tie to train tracks and throwing dynamite at everyone they meet. ...
Lindsay Kennen
Jun 30, 20242 min read
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Don't Make Me Angry!
One of the stories I heard on the news - nurses striking because they want security - they don't feel safe on the job. I've also seen...
Lindsay Kennen
Jun 21, 20243 min read
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Fast Food Dorian Gray
I love hamburgers, pizza, tacos, hot dogs, chicken nuggets, French fries and sodas. Twenty years ago - I used to eat at fast food joints...
Lindsay Kennen
Jun 19, 20242 min read
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Miss the Good Old Days
I was re-reading the famous, lovable comic Calvin and Hobbes. It's not only fun to read - it's like looking at a time capsule. There was...
Lindsay Kennen
Jun 15, 20241 min read
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FEAR - Loss of Standards - Our Way of Life
I had a dream last night that was very disturbing - mainly because it could happen. In my dream, I saw vendors setting up open markets in...
Lindsay Kennen
Jun 12, 20242 min read
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Walking the Dog Woes
If you have a dog, you know how hard it can be sometimes when you are trying to take it for a nice little walk in the park. Several...
Lindsay Kennen
May 26, 20243 min read
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How do you keep moving forward when life seems so unbearable?
There are days when you really wish you had stayed in bed. There are days when nothing goes right. There are days when each moment in...
Lindsay Kennen
Apr 22, 20241 min read
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The New Age is Scary!
I had a dream the other day. It was really a nightmare! It combined the concept of today's technology with science fiction movies like...
Lindsay Kennen
Feb 11, 20242 min read
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2024 = The Big Boom
Right now, we have 5 major catalysts in America. Any one of them can lead to a major change next year. Inflation = the cost of living is...
Lindsay Kennen
Nov 20, 20232 min read
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